一个外国人去一家中国公司办事，与前台小姐的英语对话:
小姐：Hello.
老外：Hi.
小姐：You have what thing?
老外：Can you speak English?
小姐：If I not speak English, I am speaking what?
老外：Can anybody else speak English?
小姐：You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time.
老外：Anybody here can speak English?
小姐：Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?
老外：I want to speak to your head.
小姐：Head not zai. You tomorrow come.